Oh no she better don't!

This last weekend I found myself feeling like my life was an episode of girls gone wild again. But this time I was actually with girls, usually its a bunch of shirtless gay boys on drugs acting like girls gone wild. I've never been to a bachelor party (people say I am not missing much), I always get invited to the bachelorette parties and this weekend was one of them. We will just call the girls PP; Pussy Possie.

One of my girlfriends from high school is getting married this month so 7 of us headed down to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico to relax and cause a ruckus all at the same time. Now let me be clear here that my PP is very classy, there was no wearing of tacky vails and no surprise arrivals of cheesy strippers in banana hammocks. Now no bachelorette party would be complete without some obnoxious behavior so after sunning ourselves around the pool, the ocean and the swim up bar at happy hour we would head out looking for fun.

One of the spots we decided to hit is probably the most ridiculous of nightclubs ever created called El Squid Row, it's so ridiculous you cant not love it. This explains the photo posted here... While dancing on the table tops with my PP, Miss Mexican Shot Girl arrives with her Jello shots. Of course we all had to have one and this is me taking mine, its very gross and I almost throw up while she is blowing her whistle and pinching my nipples. A few jello shots later the table dancing just isn't doing it for us so we had to proceed to cage dancing and when that wasn't even good enough we started to pole dance. Even a lesbian tried to come pole dance with my PP! This dyke was very aggressive and needed to be sent away immediately.

After more non lesbian pole dancing my PP and I headed back down for more dancing on the tabletops. At this point one of the PP's male admirers wanted to join in the fun. We made him do a strip tease... So he does, strips off his belt and opens up his fly and waves his belt around. At this point I can tell he is just begging to be treated like the bitch he is so I take hold of the belt and just start flogging this little brat. At first I wasn't sure if he would turn around and slug me or scream like a girl... He actually liked it. It just goes to show, some men just love to be abused!